1. What do you want right this minute? For Weston to be magically completely,
adultly potty trained. My life back to normal.
2. If you were a boxer, what would your ring name be? Mama
Smackdown3. Would you rather be perfect from the waist up or the waist down?
Hmm, probably waist up . . .face, boobs, arms. Plus a big butt/thighs are easier to hide.
4. Would you rather meet Oprah or Ellen? Most definitely Ellen. She is my favorite. I have a deep, baseless aversion toward Oprah. Who does she think she is?
5. Have you ever had Gonorrhea?
WTH?
6. What does your favorite pair of underwear look like? not overly applicable (not in the way you think . . . dirty minds), but if you must know, my
favs for fun are hot pink and kinda stretchy lace. Very cute.
7. What’s one thing you’re afraid of? The dark. More like being alone (or not?) in the dark. I hate having to lock up the house and turn off the lights at night.
8. If you could be reincarnated as someone/something, what would you pick? I like my life, but I think I wouldn't mind being reincarnated as Reese
Witherspoon.
9. Who is your least favorite actor? Wow, I'm having a hard time with this one. Everyone I think of has at least one thing that I have liked. . . I don't like most of Eddie Murphy's stuff though. He makes the crappiest, lamest comedy. Also, he seems like a jerk in real life.
10. Do you ever have recurring dreams? Not really. I used to have a recurring nightmare as a kid that involved me, the 2 headed monster from Sesame Street and the fix it shop. It was scary. I also used to have nightmares about
waitressing while I was working at Spaghetti Factory. Now, not so much.
12. Do you like reality TV? Ugh. I like the well made sitcom: Scrubs, Arrested Development, The Office, Big Bang Theory. There are very few reality shows I will spend my time on.
Ok, just one: So You Think You Can Dance.
13. Are you happy right now? I guess. The boys are both contentedly playing and watching Elmo in the living room while I am alone in the den. I hope Weston isn't pooping right now because that would mean he's not on the potty. Overall in life, I am quite happy right now.
14. Would you rather have a salad or a burger? Definitely a burger. I'm not much of a salad person or veggie person, for that matter.
15. What would you do if you were locked in a room with your worst enemy for 3 days? I can't even imagine who I would call an "enemy." I guess if it was someone I really don't like, then I would just try to sleep the whole time.
16. Were you popular in high school? I certainly don't think so, but I had my share of friends. I was kind of a chameleon and hung out with lots of different people from different groups. I never felt like I really fit in anywhere, but I guess that's just high school.
17. What did you want to be when you were little, and did you follow that dream? Um, I think I wanted to be a gymnast. I am not, in fact, an
Olympic gymnast. But I did discover a different passion in high school and followed that path.
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18. What’s one of your favorite quotes? "I've made a huge mistake." (Arrested Development) "Family: We may not have it all together, but together we have it all." (one of those cheesy vinyl lettering signs)
19. What is one of your weaknesses? Guilt. I do major guilt about everything. I realize that everyone feels guilty, but I think mine hinders my life sometimes. I am really trying to learn how to let it go.
20. Do you see the glass as half empty or half full? Usually half full, but sometimes it is just one of those days.